Total Medals Earned: 372 (From 83 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,830 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/100 (15/500 points)
The sales pitch!
Follow me at Newgrounds!
Check out Newgrounds!
Find it to unlock it!
Find EVERTHING!
Follow me at Twitter.
Medals Earned: 10/17 (250/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Take down the zeppelin
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/325 points)
Get 10 headshots
Get 10 kills
Visit the firing range
Get 50 headshots
Get 100 kills
Get 100 headshots
Get 1,000 kills
Prestige in ranked mode
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/370 points)
Get 10 headshots.
Get 10 kills.
Get 100 headshots.
Get 100 kills.
Get 1,000 headshots.
Get 1,000 kills.
Earn 4 stars for all game modes.
Prestige your profile.
Medals Earned: 23/40 (275/500 points)
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the ninth present!
Open the 11th present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Open the twenty-seventh present!
Open the thirtieth present!
Open the thirty-first present!
Collect all the Happy Thoughts
Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail
Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.
Open the third present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-sixth present!
Open the twenty-eighth present!
Open the twenty-nineth present!
Open the last present!
Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage
Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (15/45 points)
Finished your first drawing.
Notified someone after taking your turn.
Started a game with a random user.
Found the hidden troll face.
Reach a score of at least 10.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (10/105 points)
Try again?
You got the numbers!
Thanks for playing!
You got the koalas!
You got the people!
You got the world!
Medals Earned: 4/16 (110/495 points)
Make a nasty sandwich.
Push the hardest.
Win the race.
Catch the ball every time.
Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Best your friend.
Read EVERYTHING.
Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Smash EVERYTHING.
It's a bitch.
Make it rain!
Find it.
Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Make a perfect pass every time.
Activate it.
See everything you shouldn't see.
Medals Earned: 3/26 (40/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
150 Kills in a match
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19